A girl’s emotional ups and downs are much greater than that of a boy. Many times, small things can make her unhappy, so girlfriends need to be coaxed. So how should you coax your girlfriend when she is unhappy? Let’s do it together. Check out the jokes to make your girlfriend happy.
1. Today, my sister-in-law had a showdown with me: "Brother-in-law, I have liked you for a long time, and I know you also If you like me, do you dare to divorce my sister and wander around the world with me?"
Before she could finish speaking, I pulled her into the bedroom and pointed to the wedding photo on the bedside: "Look at how loving your sister and I are." Then he pulled her into the study room and pointed to the certificates of "City Sanda Champion" and "City Taekwondo Champion" posted on the wall: "Your sister is so good, how could I bear to leave her.
2. When she was 17 years old, she saw my mobile phone: "Brother-in-law, your mobile phone is good!" So her sister gave her the mobile phone. When she was 18 years old, she saw my notebook again: "Brother-in-law, your notebook is good!" "So her sister also gave her the notebook. She is 19 years old this year and has become a beautiful girl. She looked at me and said shyly: "Brother-in-law, you are quite a good person. "I'm waiting for her sister to speak...
3. One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey, asking which of the two bugs under the word "Stupid" was male or female. The donkey racked his brains , still couldn’t answer.
4. The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole, thinking that I had been electrocuted. , he picked up wooden sticks and gave me two sticks!
5. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know , I also just arrived.
6. Male: Cute girl, why did you reject me back then? Female: Because every time you see her. Your heart beats faster and your face turns red. I thought I would get sick and die if I stayed with you.
7. One of my classmates is a Christian and feels a little crazy. He thinks the teacher has to do morning exercises at school. You have to get up early to do exercises, otherwise it’s not fair. So I went straight to the principal to negotiate. The principal was stunned and said, “Where did you come from?” My classmate said lovingly, “I was sent by God to save you. "Principal: ...
8. Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang: "I will tell you a good news and a bad news, which one should I listen to first?" Xiao Zhang: "Bad news. "Xiao Li: "The good news I want to say is false. ”
9. Son: Dad, tell me a story. Dad: Okay. Once upon a time, there was a frog. Son: No, I want to listen to historical stories. Dad: Good. In the Song Dynasty. , there is a frog
10. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: It is the platoon leader. The squad leader asked again: Who is the one below the division commander?Who? The recruit answered: It’s the horse the division commander rides.
11. The bee chases the butterfly, but the butterfly marries the snail. Bee was puzzled: How is he better than me? Butterfly replied: After all, he has his own house, unlike you living in a dormitory.
12. My wife bought a dog, and when she had nothing to do, she would hold the RMB and let the dog sniff it. I felt very strange, so I asked: Wife, what are you doing, asking a dog to pick up money for you on the street? My wife smiled mysteriously: "You will know about it later!" Within a few days, my private money disappeared. I won’t talk anymore. If I talk too much, I will shed tears...
13. The teacher suddenly talked about girls’ self-cultivation in class. Xiao Ming raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I know: take three thousand selfies, just Take one". Teacher: Get out!
14. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug, and stepped forward with a kick. The man fell to the ground and cried loudly, saying: It’s the third piece. I’ve offended someone. Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home?
15. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got anxious and cursed: If you don’t come back, I’ll die! At this time, a snail’s voice came from outside the door: Don’t tell me I won’t come back anymore!